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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Kalokohan.

SENATOR ANTONIO TRILLANES, BRIG. GEN. DANILO LIM, MAGDALO SOLDIERS, THEIR GUARDS AND THE PEOPLE ARE NOW IN MANILA PENINSULA.

 

Bishops Tobias and Labayen, former Vice President Teofisto Guingona, former PNP Chief General Ramon Montano, former UP President and Laban ng Masa Leader Prof Francisco Nemenzo are now with the patriotic soldiers in Makati

 

 

            Today, we address all and decent Filipinos, to announce that NOW is the time to end the sufferings and miseries inflicted upon us by the illegitimate Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo Government and start a new life and a new Philippines.

 

            The die is cast.

 

            Pursuant to our constitutional mandate as “protector of the people and the State,” and by this act, the patriotic officers and men of the Armed Forces of the Philippines and the Philippine National Police, supported by the masses of our people and the various political forces, give substance to the constitutional provision which says, “The Philippines is a democratic and republican state.  Sovereignty resides in the people, and all government authority emanates from them.”  Thus, we take the fateful step of removing Mrs. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo from the Presidency and undertake the formation of a new government.

 

            Mrs Arroyo had occupied the Presidency under a questionable mandate, publicly disputed by the vast majority of Filipinos.  She stole the Presidency from President Joseph Ejercito Estrada through unconstitutional and deceitful means, and later, manipulated the results of the 2004 elections to perpetuate herself in power.

 

            We have individually and collectively tried all means to resolve this legitimacy issue through the normal electoral, judicial and congressional processes.  But Mrs Arroyo used naked power through the issuance of EO 464 and other executive proclamations, and the sheer weight of numbers to paralyze the impeachment process—procured at the people’s great expense – to frustrate us at every turn.

 

            After all these had failed, our people tried to air their grievances in peaceful street assemblies.  They thought they were exercising a combination of constitutional rights, which no official or agency of government may legally abridge.  But they were stopped and dispersed violently with water cannons from firemen and truncheons from the police.

 

            The abuses of her government continue.  The deliberate refusal or failure of the dubious leaders to investigate and prosecute the people responsible for the scandalous “Hello Garci” electoral cheating, the Jocjoc Bolante multi million peso fertilizer scam, the IMPSA bribery scandal, the “Jose Pidal” and the jueteng scandals involving billions of public funds, the Northrail Project scandal, the Venable contract scandal, the NBN scandal, wholesale bribery of congressmen and governors in Malacanang, as well as the unabated and resolved extrajudicial killings of citizens, particularly journalists and members of the judiciary, and the use of military and police officers for some unlawful missions, among others, are clear proof her failure of good and decent governance.  There are numerous illegal and immoral activities and transactions conducted by this government with impunity that betray the citizens and the State of their pristine right to exist as a people with decency, dignity and integrity.

 

            With all the avenues closed by the use of naked force, no other means remain but for the officers and men of the Armed Forces of the Philippines and the Philippine National Police to exercise their constitutional mandate take the side of the sovereign Filipino people against the illegitimate ‘president’.

 

            We beg your indulgence and apologize for any temporary disruptions attendant to fighting this righteous cause.  We are confident that the will of the sovereign people will prevail.  The end of the corrupt and vicious government and its bogus leaders is long overdue.

 

            We support the political and economic reforms that will be initiated by the new government, regardless of the personal cost it  may impose upon each one of us.

 

            We, therefore, call on all our people and all the governments around the world to give the constitutional rescue initiated by our patriotic brothers in the Armed Forces of the Philippines and the Philippine National Police a chance to work.

 

            To the task of organizing a new government, and pursuing a program of total and no-nonsense reform we commit our full support.

 

            We shall do whatever we can do to prevent any backsliding to the corruption and abuse of power of the immediate past, and advance the cause of truth, freedom, justice, peace and progress for all Filipinos.

 

            God bless the Filipino people, Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!

 

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All talk. BS.

 

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Pasabugin nyo na lang ang Malacanang!!!!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Tempus Fugit

Indeed.

 

 

Friday, November 23, 2007

Magic Thanksgiving




pota. malupit. cousin ko yung kalbo na mataba. kapatid ko yung extra. friend namin yung mag mamagic.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Si Inday.

True Story of Inday

STORY :
Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang
katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo?

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba,
magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng
ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with
the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute
significantly to the value of the work that you want. My creativity,
productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can
offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]


Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.


Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's
cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased
amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those
actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

Donya: [hinimatay]


Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di
makapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can
only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

Principal: [nag resign]


Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc
to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the
gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading
for.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property
damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be
inflicted upon you!

Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]


Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si
Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but
because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving
can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for
doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]


Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng
kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable
statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.


Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday.
Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.


Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations.
The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules
to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper
household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any
affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to
expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation.
Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"


Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you
thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one
you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.

Amo: [nagpakamatay]

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Post No Credit

December 4 2007.

Regular na ako sa work. Well, that's what my supervisor told me. I'm not THAT excited pero somehow it's a landmark in my life na *shit* totoong may trabaho na ako.

The day na sinabi sa akin ito, saktong nabasa ko sa horroscope sa PDI... "Today is a great day to think of your future. What will you be 5 years from now?"

5 years from now? Sana nagtuturo na ako sa isang unibersidad. O baka nagtratrabaho na sa isang financial corporation sa lupa ni Uncle Sam. Pero ang maisisigurado ko, di ako tatagal ng ganung panahon sa trabaho ko ngaun.

Btw, cant wait for my first credit card. At least may inaabangan ako kahit papaano.

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Nung isang araw ay muntik ko na batuwin ang TV. Kasi sobrang kagaguhan na ang nangyayari sa bansa. Nagkakalokohan na lang ang mga Pinoy. Suhol dito, bomba dun, nakaw dito, patawad dun. Tangina. Eto naman si Juan bobo. Walang kibo. Pinapabayaan na lang ang mga nangyayari, basta may nakakain siya pansamantala. Short sighted a-holes.

Ngayon isang kahig, isang tuka - wala kang pakialam. Saka ka lang ba gagalaw kung wala ka nang makain at wala nang mapigang pag asa sa bansa?

Gising na. Nagsasawa na ako. Ang pag asa ko ay tila nababawasan sa bawat lubog ng araw.

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Kung may kinaiinisan ako ngaun bukod sa mga bobong tumatawag sa bangko, eto ay yung hindi ako nakapag enroll ng MA.Tangina. PEro wala akong magagawa. Ganyan talaga ang buhay, di lahat ng gusto mo mangyayari. Kailangan mag move one, may next sem pa naman.
Except kung by sem ay naipagbili na ng gobyerno ang kaluluwa ng bawat Pilipino.

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Ordination nga pala ng classmate ko nung high school. Nov. 26 2007 sa Carmel Church sa Lipa. Primus Inter Pares. First among equals - ang motto ng class namin noon. Pero sabi nga namin ni Tawgs, sa class namin ay si Rev. Ericson ang "first among equals". Di namin inaasahan na ganito kabilis ang panahon.

Dati mga gusgusing bata pa kami, tapos ngayon, eto gusgusin pa din. hahaha.

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walang silbeng entry na naman. amf. panalo pala Wizards kanina. On a roll ang Hosuton. wala lang.