Massage Parlor - Uncensored (R18)

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erased the NBA Stuff and did not bother to erase the other topics.

YM Conference

achiche_00 has joined the conference.

robert_dillera36 has joined the conference.

imon: ayan

imon: bert

imon: ask mo kay kali

robert_dillera36: good morning philippines

robert_dillera36: 

imon: yung business ni jason na bago

achiche_00: ano yan?

robert_dillera36: ano business ni jason?

robert_dillera36: ano meron sa masahihan

robert_dillera36: wahahah

achiche_00: ahahahahah.

achiche_00: masarap pare.

robert_dillera36: ano?

achiche_00: extra extra service talaga.

achiche_00: panalo!

imon: oo pota

robert_dillera36: ay pota

imon: lupit

robert_dillera36: masarap nga talaga

achiche_00: todo workout!!

robert_dillera36: jakol

robert_dillera36: kantot

imon: hahahaha

achiche_00: di lang

robert_dillera36: chupa

achiche_00: ikaw bahala.

robert_dillera36: tira

achiche_00: anong gusto mo?

achiche_00: yun lang?

robert_dillera36: kaso sino un masahista?

robert_dillera36: wahahaha

achiche_00: kayang kaya mo lahat yun.

imon: oo pota

imon: swedish may

imon: o thai

imon: *maqn

robert_dillera36: pucha

achiche_00: lahat. as in.

imon: just for 100/hr

robert_dillera36: parang napanuod ko na sa imbestigador yan a 

achiche_00: di pa sir.

achiche_00: bagong-bago talaga to.

imon: unique ito

robert_dillera36: san san?

robert_dillera36: 

imon: si jason ang mag papa copy right

imon: 

imon: kaw na magsabi kali kung ano

imon: 

achiche_00: sa tabi ng filmore. malapit sa kanila. nag soft opening na ba, imon?

imon: oo

imon: pota

achiche_00: uwi ka na kasi bert!

imon: tangina

imon: umuwi ka na

imon: tapos ikaw mag cut ng ribbon

robert_dillera36: jason suarez at diaz law office ba yan?

achiche_00: oi si voltz may confe na din. di niyo ininvite?

robert_dillera36: wahahhaha

achiche_00: di law office sir 

robert_dillera36: ano na?

robert_dillera36: wahaha

achiche_00: massage parlor talaga 

achiche_00: seryoso.

robert_dillera36: sabhin nio na kasi

robert_dillera36: naeexcite na ako

imon: oo

achiche_00: hahaha. panalo talaga e.

imon: massage parlor ser

achiche_00: baka hindi ka ganahan kung hindi si jason ang magsabi e..

imon: lupit kasi no match yung competition

robert_dillera36: pare iisipin ko na lang si jason nag dedeliver nun punch line

robert_dillera36: 

robert_dillera36: wahahhaa

imon: (pota tagal nina mama sa baccalaureate mass)

robert_dillera36: dyan na ba ermats mo imon?

achiche_00: bacc nino?

imon: ni benedict

achiche_00: bdict?

imon: bukas ang grad

achiche_00: wah

achiche_00: astig.

imon: eto ang malupit dun

achiche_00: laude ba?

imon: 2 majors : AB comm and AB socio

imon: tapos

imon: minor in philo

imon: Nope di umabot ang qpi

imon: 

imon: ay teka

achiche_00: hahaha/ lupit nga. double major na. may minor pa 

imon: yung massage parlor mun a

robert_dillera36: tama masage parlor muna

robert_dillera36: 

imon: naka speaker ka ba bert?

imon: \

robert_dillera36: dehins

imon: sayang

robert_dillera36: offce kasi 

achiche_00: massage parlor. the hottest attendants in town! 

robert_dillera36: wahahah

imon: hahaha

imon: achiche_00: massage parlor. the hottest attendants in town!  <--- 11/10 sa ganda ser

robert_dillera36: hottest attendaNts

robert_dillera36: pota

robert_dillera36: exciting

achiche_00: lulupit ng magsisilbi sayo pare.

robert_dillera36: wahahhahaha

robert_dillera36: sino?

achiche_00: sa reception pa lang.. nada na damit.

imon: hahahaa

robert_dillera36: wow

robert_dillera36: 

imon: hahaha

achiche_00: walang aqua-aquarium.

imon: achiche_00: walang aqua-aquarium. <-- alam na alam ah

imon: 

achiche_00: baka sa reception pa lang.. labasan ka na 

robert_dillera36: wahahahahhaha

imon: lupit ng build up. malamang malupit din yan!

robert_dillera36: oo nga

robert_dillera36: pinapatagal nio

robert_dillera36: nawawalan ng excitement

robert_dillera36: wahahaha

achiche_00: see for yourself ata. 

achiche_00: experience yourself.

achiche_00: hahaha

imon: kasi....

imon: 

voltaire lozada has joined the conference.

robert_dillera36: 

achiche_00: hahahahah

imon: teka

imon: teka

achiche_00: ayan na si volt

achiche_00: ayan na si volt

achiche_00: hahaha

imon: bakit ka nakajoin ng confy voltz?

imon: 

imon: anyway

robert_dillera36: good moring voltz

imon: oi voltz

imon: sabihin mo kay bert

imon: yung bagong business nyo ni mayor

robert_dillera36: may bagong site si boltz na gamit

imon: 

voltaire lozada: punyeta

achiche_00: massage!

achiche_00: massage!

achiche_00: massage!

achiche_00: massage!

achiche_00: massage!

voltaire lozada: matutulog pa ko eh

achiche_00: hahahha.

imon: hahaha

voltaire lozada: oo gago

voltaire lozada: ndi ko pa nga nabblog un eh

voltaire lozada: un pala un gusto ko iblog nun isang araw pa... kaso wala pa kasama eh.. so bitin..

imon: ipopost ko na nga lang itong confy na ito eh

imon: 

imon: blog na din 

imon: oi oi

imon: sabihin nyo na kay bert

achiche_00: ...

achiche_00: 

imon: pota

imon: baka ma DC na yang si bert

imon: 

achiche_00: 

voltaire lozada: tulog din siguro

achiche_00: na-excite na si bert. umalis na.

voltaire lozada: dillea!

achiche_00: nagpamasahe 

voltaire lozada: baka.... nagpapalit ng diaper?

imon: hahaha

imon: teka sunduin ko lang sina mama

imon: 

[insert NBA TALK]

imon: ay pota

imon: sa ateneo pala

imon: walang cap

robert_dillera36: nyak

imon: medal ng ateneo ung ginagamit nila

imon: un

robert_dillera36: wow

imon: share ko lang

imon: un

imon: uwi na ulit kami lipa

imon: 

imon: wednesday balik ko 

imon: kitakits (basketball sana)

imon: at si bert pala voltz, isama nyo sa business nyo ni jason

imon: 

robert_dillera36: kelan ba start ng holy week?

imon: apr  ser

robert_dillera36: ano ba matutulong ko sa business na yan?

robert_dillera36: wahhaha

imon: apr 5

robert_dillera36: ahh

robert_dillera36: sakto

imon: robert_dillera36: ano ba matutulong ko sa business na yan? <--bouncer

robert_dillera36: bouncer amp

robert_dillera36: wahhahaha

robert_dillera36: DJ na lang

robert_dillera36: 

voltaire lozada: chong ndi kelangan ng dj

voltaire lozada: seryoso,

voltaire lozada: pero swak kang bouncer

robert_dillera36: wahahhaha

voltaire lozada: ndi naman necessary, ndi naman kami hanap gulo eh

voltaire lozada: panakot lang naman

voltaire lozada: madali lang business namin

voltaire lozada: di ba kali?

[NBA ULIT]

robert_dillera36: sure sure

voltaire lozada: baka mamaya makwento mo sa iba eh..

robert_dillera36: klan ba mag start yan

voltaire lozada: mamya maagaw pa

voltaire lozada: hanap pa kami pwesto

imon: hahaha

robert_dillera36: +))

imon: gago meron na

imon: sa filmore

imon: katabi ng FEEL more

robert_dillera36: sa tapat ng ust

voltaire lozada: intindihin mo nature ng business natin bert, ndi pde maagaw ng iba tong idea na to

voltaire lozada: ay pota imon, pde yan. tapos ang pangalan natin "FEEL this"

imon: oo

imon: pota

robert_dillera36: FEEL this

robert_dillera36: 

voltaire lozada: o bert eto na

voltaire lozada: ang business na balak namin:

robert_dillera36: cge

voltaire lozada: massage parlor.

imon: hahaha

voltaire lozada: laking pera. 1 lang empleyado. hot chick. as in hot chick na christine reyes ang level.

voltaire lozada: laki ng balik sa tin ng investment

robert_dillera36: pota christine reyes ang level matindi yan

voltaire lozada: pwesto at un chick lang puhunan.

robert_dillera36: wahahah

voltaire lozada: sobrang bago ng innovation ng massage parlor na to pare

voltaire lozada: wla pang merong ganito.

robert_dillera36: ano un inovation?

voltaire lozada: "self-service"

achiche_00: backread.

imon: 

imon: hahaha

achiche_00: umakyat ako.

robert_dillera36: waahahahhahahahahaha

JK - a 54 word story

Love someone who can write lines written by the heart - 

I told you long before, as you have reminded me.

 And you did –

 to love and to love a poet 

 But alas it seems,  that lines of love matters not, 

when the forceful parenthesis of fate and hate

 encloses what the heart has written.  

Jabberwocky

Jabberwocky - Lewis Carol

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

(Byterz will be eaten. - JBWKZ)

And that's how the fight started.....

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a 
Christmas gift. 
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. 
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift > I 
bought you last year!" 
And that's how the fight started..... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** 
My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?" I replied "Dust". 
And that's how the fight started..... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** 
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy 
with what she sees and says to her husband, 
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a 
compliment.' 
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's near perfect.' 
And that's how the fight started..... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** 
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. > She 
said, 'I want something shiny that goes 
from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale. 
And that's how the fight started..... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** 
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary? ' 
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. 
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' 
And that's when the fight started.... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** 
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in 
bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 
'No,' she answered. 
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' 
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' 
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' 
And that's when the fight started.... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***** 
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace 
expensive. So, I took her to a gas station. 
And that's when the fight started..... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** 
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. 
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer > would 
make her look better at night than the cold cream. 
And that's when the fight started..... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** 
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I > kept 
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby 
table. 
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to > drinking 
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been 
sober since.' 
'My God!' says my wife 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating 
that long?' 
And that's when the fight started..... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***** 
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and 
slowly the other driver got out of his car. 
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just 
seem funny? 
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it. He was a DWARF!!! 
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT > HAPPY!!!' 
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' 
And that's when the fight started..... 
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** 
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order 
first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' 
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 
'Nah, she can order for herself.' 
And that's when the fight started.....

Oh, Depensa!

I deleted the original post a week ago.

I deemed it necessary to think things over (which is a rare thing that I do); rather than react quickly to the problem at hand. The problem, which is about love, is not a problem of mine. It is, however, a problem of someone close to me - of whom I have been a confidant of hers. Naming names would do no good, but may, in some point, do more harm to what has already happened (if you do know her, please [1] dont mention her name on your comments and [2] dont ever show this to her parents - they do not have multiply accounts. I rather avoid conflict with them right now.)

So, this is for you. :)

*fist bump*

Though I need, still, to hear your side of the story - it has been a busy month for us both.

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Scenario:

Girl X is the second of only two daughters of a well to do family. Coming from a sheltered life - she is alien to the idea of commuting (recently she just learned to ride a tricycle), manual work, and well protected from the harsh reality of our country (hunger, violence, politicking, etc). Her life is already planned and, in some way, controlled by her parents.

Then comes love.

Love - an inevitable event in everyone's life that will come in a time no one expects and no one can stop. Being more friendly and more approachable than her sibling, she naturally fell for someone that was (or still is) close to her.

Unfortunately, her parents and, even, her grandparent got wind of this that they pressured her, to put it mildly, to break up with the boy - which she did, though against her own will.

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The following arguments which I just heard over dinner between my aunt and her parents are the arguments placed before her in her parents attempt to end her relationship - 

NB: I am still not THAT certain if these were the things that was told to her since I haveny confirmed it face to face with [1] her or [2] her parents.

[1] "Anak naman, ang pagkakaroon ng boyfriend ay nakakasira sa pagaaral."

Says who? Pulse Asia? AC Nielsen? or Google? er, Wiki?

Come on now. Yeah sure, there are no studies either that would claim that the other side of the coin is real - but hey, maybe people that does survey think that this has no significance at all. That there is no real relationship between one's grades and one's social aptitude.

It basically boils down to the person in question - if s/he will study and make the relationship as a inspiration to study harder or to waste her academics life in favor of "love" which is not love at all.

The parents' role is to guide, not control, their children in making decisions with regards to their child's relationship - since it is their child who is engaged/committed in that relationship. The children, on the other hand, should be open to their parents about this relationship - moreover, if it is their first.

[2] "Anak alam ko na ang patutunguhan niyan. Masasaktan ka lang."

I remember a quote from somewhere "When you love, be ready to be hurt."

If the story doesn't have a fairy tale ending, it doesn't follow that it will have a worst case ending. It doesn't follow that a perfect relationship doesn't have it's own ups and downs. 

Problems, challenges, hindrances in our life's journey helps us a better person - thus making them a necessity in life, even in love. Shielding someone from these negativities - doesnt help them, it actually makes them more vulnerable to bigger challenges that may come later in life. 

Plus, not even Nostradamus could predict what could happen in your child's relationship.

[3] "Anak, ako nga eh nakalusot ng college at naging successful ng walang nagiging karelasyon nung college"

So, they should take the same road that you took? 

Even if you give her the same name, she is not and will not be the same person as you.

Again there is no sufficient evidence that having a relationship in college will make you fail later in life. :)

[4] "Anak pag di ka nakipag break dyan sa <school in our province> ka na lang mag aaral."

Btw, she studies at a prestigious school that starts with the letter R - The R'neo. :p

No comment na lang. Lupit eh.

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PS 

The suicide joke you made was terrible.

Isang malaking kagaguhan yun. 

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So there. Comment, suggest, and react. :)

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Quotes of the Day:

[1] "Parang sinigang lang yan. Kung binigyan ka ng sabaw, di mo ba kakainin ang laman?" - Christian Niño Diaz (alam na :p )

[2] "Eto ang karera na ayokong mauna." - Kalayaan Nicandor Quiñones (up for grabs ang bronze medal.)

[3] "Basta pangit masungit." - Uncle ni Voltz.(lupit)

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Side Notes:

[1] Welcome to the Christian World! Kenjie Lorenzo Montalbo and William Andre Ignacio :)

[2] Salamat kay Pao at Ianne sa carpool :) 

[3] Para sa plastic dyan - LOL. Kainin mo ang sinabi mo. Rawr. 

I have a dream, no, I have a wish

Change The World - Bone Thugs N Harmony

[Big B]
Raising hustlas, thieves and prostitutes
Young homie, think before you shoot, murderer
Where will our children go
When there's no place safe where they can go

[Bizzy Bone]
And trouble may come and sometimes
You'll get pulled over by one-time
And when the 1999 rewinds, you didn't even make any strides
Murder all around the whole world, it's nauseatin
Everybody's hatin everybody, overrated
Why everybody actin agitated, I thought we graduated
Back in the saddle waitin, aboard the battle station
Haitin is a birth defect and you know ain't nobody perfect
And when the curtains, close open up the door, no more

[Bridge-Big B]
See we loosin this world we love
And it looks like the sinnin won't end
So I'm reachin high up above
Lord, let your blessings begin

[Hook-Big B 4x]
And let's change the world, and let's change the world

[Flesh Bone]
It got me ready to set off the riot
Ridin wit my Trues Humbly United Gathering Souls
Here we go, roll up some more Phillies
My nigga let me hit it
Niggas we thugs and immortalized, let's get high
It's them niggas you most desire
I can remember from way back in the day
Comin up out the ghetto was a hell of a struggle
From sellin the fiends llello
But it was my dream to kick flows and put my people on another level
Now could it be for the lust (lust)?
Could it be for the rush (rush)?
My niggas love when they bust
They steady buck and they duck
They put your dick in the dust
My niggas creepin on a come up
Come up nigga, killa, thuggish ruggish nigga
Nigga, finna' descent into the dawn of a new millenium
Anticipatin life without Satan hatin,
And all enemies to hell, I'm sendin them

[Hook]

[Layzie Bone]
Everyday the devil at me
And I wish the Lord throw a Hummer at me, I ain't happy
Me and Eazy E in a B-E-N-Z, with my niggas right next to me
It's my legacy, we can't let it stop, uh uh, not now
The whole world endin up in buck-buck-pow
Corruption, destruction, disaster
Everybody tryna' rap faster than the master
Oh Lord, could you save my soul?
Nigga tryna go platinum 'round 40 years old
The Lord know we can do this shit
It ain't no stoppin us now 'cause we can prove this shit
Nigga me, Stew D, PD, Freaky G
The whole world wanna be ridin with me
I'm in the flesh, let's talk about sex
Babies havin babies, Generation X
With the AIDS epidemic, we ain't pure no more
And I know they gotta cure for this shit, we ain't rich
First we lost Eazy, then we lost Pac
Biggie got killed, when this shit gon' stop?
Everybody wanna know what's goin on
With the thuggish, ruggish, Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone
Tryna' get prepared for the Y2K
And if I don't die today, Im'a try an change the world

[Hook 2x]

[Wish Bone]
You need a lesson you can love our rappin
But they try an ban it, realize that it ain't gon' happen
We done changed the world
Ghetto voices bein heard and failed
You know it's funny. I got my guns, better arm yourself
Most don't have a clue, if it goes down what to do?
Don't you know this government ain't built for me and you
I have a dream, no, I have a wish
If we can't save ourselve, then let's save the kids
Let the world go, let these babies have somethin
Let the world go, just don't blow this muthafucka up
You kill him, he'll kill you
Some say it stupid but violence really lives where I come from
Hungry little kids where I come from
Thugs like me where I come from

[Bridge]

[Hook to fade]

Friday Group

kung saan saan.

random pics na kailangan nang alisin sa memo card.

hahaha

Rico Blanco - Panahon na naman

030709

Date with a Fangirl

030709

Dinner and Rico Blanco concert at SM Annex

Your Universe

Rico Blanco @ SM Annex

030709

Antukin

Rico Blanco Live

030709

For a Master by a Master

Perf De Castro plays Kaleidoscope World on his 10+ string guitar.

[ Perf is one of the best philippine guitar players alive, IMHO. The original lead guitarist of Rivermaya and then of TriAxis. ]

The Man from Manila

Francis "The Mouth" Magalona

Master Rapper 

RIP

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Man From Manila - Francis Magalona