Kung ikaw ay naghahanap ng trabaho o may kakilalang naghahanap ng trabaho, saktong-sakto!
May Job Opening ngayon sa Citibank as a Citiphone Officer!
Madali lang makapasok at konti lang ang requirements!
[1] College Grad ng 4 year course!
[2] Good communicator both in English and Filipino
[3] Mabilis and magaling mag isip
[4] Ok lang ang shifting schedule
Perks!
[1] 15k Annual Medical Ekek! (basta may 15k ka!)
[2] Almost half a million medical insurance c/o Medicard!
[3] Mataas na starting salary at mabilis tumaas ang salary depende sa performance!
[4] Kung magaling ka mag benta, pede kang mauwi ng addtl na pera bukod sa base pay mo! (kung sales Citiphone Officer ka! may nakakapag uwi ng 40k++ / month!)
[5] May monthly tiangge exclusively for Citibank members wherein you get a DC on Havaianas as high as.... 40%!!! OMFG!!!
[6] Mabilis ang promotions, tapos may chance ka pa na mahire ng Citibank abroad!!!
[7] Saka marami pang iba!!! (like free 500 worth of Starbucks GC! or free Ayala movie tickets, or Ipod Shuffle!!!!)
kung may kakilala kayo, o ikaw mismo, gusto mo maging kasama namin sa Citibank, email mo ang resume mo sa akin sa padfoot_xv@yahoo.com. pakilagay na lang na subject: CTB Resume.
Thanks!
(kailangan ko ng Rustan's GC!)
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Kung ayaw mo naman magtrabaho sa Citibank kasi ok na ang trabaho mo ngayon at ok naman ang pay...
KUMUHA KA NA NG CITIBANK CARD!!!
Email nyo lang ako kung gusto nyo kumuha! papadalhan ko kayo ng application forms! Ikuha nyo na rin ang kapatid nyo, tatay nyo, nanay nyo, si ate, si kuya, si lola, si lola, pati na rin yung tambay sa kanto!
Kung gusto nyo makita yung mga cards ng Citibank check nyo mga ito sa www.citibank.com.ph
(need ko nung 80gb na Ipod :) )
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Kung may katanungan pa kayo, post nyo lang tanong nyo dito. 
or text nyo ako!
09153831295
Friday, December 14, 2007
Work + Credit Cards
Ham, Cheese, Relief Goods, and pre-Christmas happenings
I was actually planning to buy ham and cheese for Christmas, since I wont be spending it at Lipa. But, lo and behold, the three trillion asseted Citibank decide to pour some blessings on its lowly peons.
Purefoods Ham and Queso de Bola.
But what there's more! Even though Citibank lost 12 billion in asset due to subprime mortgage loans (which is a usual bank thing in the US), the have added some more in the goodie bag!
A can of sausage, a can of corned beef, and two other cans which I still havent tried to look at.
All Hail Citibank! Let's get it done (and over with...)
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I tried to apply for a five day vacation leave. But our shift master begged that I moved it to January due to lack of personnels. Damn. I said, just for the sake of yuletide season, give me one day off. And well, one day it is. Dec. 22. Oh well. At least, I could still panic buy.
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Tomorrow would PHL07's Christmas party. Oh yeah! I'm excited to see them again.
Cadiz patis pa rin!
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Dec 22.
The VL that was given to me was a blessing in disguise. My Ragnarok buddies plans to have our guild Christmas party on this day. The original plan was to go to Star City so we could bring the younger members with us. But from what I was told today, we might go to San Pedro Laguna for an overnight there. Basag na naman ako nito!
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And to y'all out there,
MERRY CHRISTMAS :)
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
9. All hemorrhages stop by themselves.. .eventually.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
OK I"M HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS> this helped. Hope it makes you grin too :)
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Galing sa tito ko. wala lang. share ko lang.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Christmas Wishlist
(Arrested Development. Sorry na.)
[1] PSP Slim
[2] Gil II Zero - Agent Zero version
[3] Gilbert Arenas Jersey (black and gold)
[4] PS 3
[5] AE 86 Trueno (na lagi kong nakikita malapit sa crame)
[6] Blue Control Deck ni Wafu-Tapa
[7] Jumpsoles
[8] Isang Lotto ticket na mananalo sa Feb 7 2008. (para may pera sa birthday)
[9] Peace on earth
[10] Maibalik na yung lupa ng mga taga Sumilao.
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Paminsan minsan lang. :)
Monday, December 10, 2007
Little Miss Sunshine.
Pagkatapos ko lumangoy kanina at maligo, nakita ko ang VCD(!!!) ng Little Miss Sunshine sa may tabi ng PC. Di ko dapat talaga panonoorin pero para naman may silbe ang PC para sa akin bukod sa paglalaro ng DOTA, hala sige, panoorin ko na rin.
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Ok naman yung movie. Yung feeling ko after ng manood ay same feeling after ko mabasa yung libro ni Mark Haddon na may schizo na kid na nakitang namatay yung aso. (nakalimutan ko ang title) Yung feeling na "gago pala itong mga characters na ito." Naiinis ka sa kanila kasi kupal talaga sila habang pinapanood mo pero sa huli, "amf. ok pala naman sila."
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Ito isa sa magandang quote mula sa movie:
Dwayne: You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest.
Inday: Iron Chef
Meal Request
Isang araw ay tinanong ni Inday kung ano ang gustong hapunan nila sir.
Inday: Junior, what do you want for dinner?
Junior: Worms!!! (excited na pagkasabi)
Inday: Ok, how about you madam?
Ma’am: Elephant!! (Hehehe)
Inday: Very well, and you sir?
Sir: Fish lang… na may spiders and worms. (ngumingisi pa)
Inday: Alright!
Pumunta na sa kusina si Inday para ihanda ang kanilang hapunan.
Makalipas ang isang oras, nasa hapagkainan na ang pagkain nila.
Inday: Ok Junior, here’s your meal! Asparagus with Worm Tarragon Vinaigrette.
Hindi makapaniwala si Junior sa kanyang nakita at kakainin.
Inday: And for you madam, here’s your Elephant soup with mirepoix served with Italian bread.
Di maipinta ang mukha ni misis habang tinutusok tusok nya ng tinidor ang elephant meat.
Inday: Lastly, for you sir, I prepared this Soba risotto with Fugu or what is commonly known as pufferfish. (muntik ng malunok ng amo nya ang kanyang dila) Don’t worry sir, I am licensed to prepare that delicacy. Also enjoy this deep fried spider legs with lime yoghurt dip and sauteed mopani worms.
Sir: Ahh… wala ba tayong corned beef na lang?
Inday: Nonsense! Seldom in your life can you eat such exotic dishes so simply enjoy this experience. Bon Apetit!
Inday na naman! :)
Sa isang mall sa Makati…
TV Patrol Reporter: Sa nalalapit na election, maraming pangalan ang naglalabasan bilang standard bearer ng iba’t ibang partido. Nandyan si Mar Roxas, Manny Villar, Ping Lacson, at Loren Legarda. Minabuti ng inyong lingcod na magikot-ikot at magtanong sa taong-bayan kung sino ba and karapat-dapat na maging susunod na pangulo ng Pilipinas?
Dadaan ang mga amo ni Inday. Di kalayuan papalapit si Junior at si Inday na nakaunipormeng pangkatulong.
TV Patrol Reporter: Sir, Mam. Pwede po ba naming kayong mainterview?
Mga Amo ni Inday: Please spare us. Yung katulong na lang naming ang interbyuhin mo. Hindi ka mapapahiya dyan.
Titingnan ng mabilis mulo ulo hanggang paa si Inday na tila nagaalangan pero nasabi sa sarili ‘ Sige na nga!.’
TV Patrol Reporter: Miss, pwede ka ba naming mainterview?
Inday: Sure, why not!
TV Patrol Reporter: Aba, Inglesera ang loka! Miss, heto ang tanong ko. Sa iyong opinion, sino ang karapat-dapat na maging presidente ng Pilipinas sa 2010, si Mar Roxas, Loren Legarda, Manny Villar o Ping Lacson?
Inday: I think it is too early to tell who will be the next leader of this corrupt-ridden nation. The names you just mentioned sound exciting but for now, I couldn’t tell you yet who deserves my vote. BUT …I do have parameters in choosing my next president which I would like to share to everyone watching your news show.
Inday: I believe that the next leader of our country must possess the following characteristics: he/she must have the leadership qualities and popularity of President Ramon Magsaysay, he/she must have the intelligence of President Ferdinand Marcos, he/she must have the charisma of President Corazon Aquino, he/she must have the diligence of President Fidel Ramos and President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, and the most important characteristic the next president must posses is he/she must have the integrity and patriotism of Jose Rizal and Jovito Salonga.
Napatingin si reporter sa mga amo ni Inday
Mga Amo ni Inday: O, ano? Nawindang ka no?
On Relativism and Disagreement
Narinig ni Ederlyn na nagtatawanan si Inday at Dodong habang kinakain nila ang nilutong Paella ni Inday kaya dumaan sya sa harap ng dalawa at nagparinig…
Ederlyn: Hoi Dodong! Ambabaw mo talaga. Nabola ka naman nyang si Inday eh ang korni korni naman nya. At bakit kinakain mo yan? Dog food ba yan?
Haharapin ni Inday si Ederlyn ng nakapameywang…
Inday: It has often been proposed that claims about what is funny, delicious, or likely are “subjective,” in the sense that their truth depends not only on how things are with the objects they explicitly concern, but on how things are with some subject not explicitly mentioned. This thought is supported by the striking degree to which we differ in our judgments about these matters.
Inday: If there are wholly objective properties of funniness, deliciousness, or likelihood, then most of us must be defective in our capacity to detect them. We are humor-blind, or taste-blind, or likelihood-blind, in much the same way that some of us are color-blind. But this diagnosis clashes with the way we think and talk about these domains. In our judgments about what is delicious, we lack the humility color-blind people show in their judgments about what is red or green. We do not seem to regard the fact that many others disagree with us as grounds for caution in calling foods delicious. We readily judge things to be funny in light of our own senses of humor, even though when challenged we can offer no grounds for thinking our senses of humor are the “right” ones. We readily judge things to be likely in light of what we know, even while acknowledging that our knowledge is only partial, and that others may know more than we do.
Ederlyn: Syet… talo na naman ako.
Dodong or Ethan
Isang araw, nag-aabang si Inday sa kalye ng taxi para pumunta ng gym. Napuna sya ni Ethan, ang tricycle driver, na nakatambay sa kanto habang kumakain ng bananacue.
Ethan: Hi Miss Beautiful! San ka punta?
Inday: Hey Ethan! Gold’s Gym and no, I don’t want you to take me there on that shabby pedicab of yours.
Narinig sila ni Dodong na nagdidilig ng mga halaman at dali daliang iniwan ito para lumapit sa kanila.
Dodong: Inday, sino sya? Ano sya sa buhay mo?
Inday: Relax Dodong, he’s just a friend I met the other day. Ethan, this is Dodong. Dodong, this is Ethan.
Ethan: Pre! Bananacue? (inalok ang kinakaing bananacue)
Dodong: Not so nice to meet you.
Dodong: Inday, ang totoo hanggang ngayon ay umaasa parin ako na sabihin mo sa akin na ako parin. Ako nalang. Ako nalang ulit.
Inday: Dodong, oh please stop being so melodramatic. You’re making a scene and it’s getting embarrassing.
Ethan: O nga pre ano ba problema mo?
Dodong: (lumingon kay Ethan) Malaki lang ang katawan mo pero di mo ako kayang patumbahin!
Inday: Ay ambot!
Nag-walkout si Inday papalayo sa kanilang dalawa at sumakay na rin ng taxi.
Ethan: (sabi kay Dodong) Pre, medyo kahawig mo si John Lloyd pag lumalaki butas ng ilong mo.
Uuuy… mukhang may magkikiss and make up mamaya…
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Thursday, December 6, 2007
TOP TEN BS.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRILLIANES AND COMPANY PACKED UP
1) Not even his mother joined them
2) Oakwood had a better lobby
3) CNN was not there to cover it
4) The hotel had run out of ice cubes
5) The APC's were parked in the lobby and not the parking lot
6) Trillianes realized being teargassed was not part of his mandate as senator.
7) Guingona thought it was an anti-erap, or pro-erap pardon rally, whatever...
8) Surrender was better than the company of Father Robert Reyes.
9) Trillianes noticed people were crying not because of the tear gas but because of him
10) Even GMA was beginning to look better the longer they stayed
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE TO VICTORIA COURT INSTEAD
1) They were only gonna stay for a 'short time' anyway
2) Bishop Labayen and Fr. Robert Reyes could have heard confessions
3) They could have wet the towels in the jacuzzi to combat tear gas
4) There are no wedding receptions in Victoria Court. Only honeymoons.
5) It always has more people than Manila Pen
6) The APC won't know which garage to park in
7) The ceiling mirrors would have thrown off the raiding party.
8) ABS-CBN could have done an episode of XXX and The Buzz while covering the coup
9) 'What happens in Victoria Court stays in Victoria court'
10) It's a good place to get screwed
Monday, December 3, 2007
Saturday, December 1, 2007
La lang....
CLASS: Yes ma'am!
TEACHER: Pedro, why is ur drawing very dirty..?
PEDRO: Ma'am, bagoong po yan."
Pulis at Intsik:
Pulis: boss konting abuloy lang, may namatay na pulis.
Intsik: ako malaki migay amuloy masta alaw-alaw melon pulis paktay oke.
PASYENTE: Dok. . . Ninenerbyos po ako! First operation ko po ito.
DOK: Alam ko ang nararamdaman mo. . .Kasi ikaw rin ang una kong pasyente"
Tanga: kamusta yung exam mo.
Bobo: wala ako nasagutan, blanko yung papel ko. Ikaw?
Tanga: naku, blangko din yung papel ko, baka sabihin ni titser,
nagkopyahan tayo
WIFE: maghiwalay na tayo!
MAN: ok,akin ang bahay!
WIFE: akin ang farm!
MAN: akin ang kotse!
WIFE: ah pero akin driver
MAN: pwes, magkakamatayan tyo, MATAGAL NA SIYANG AKIN!"
Mrs: hoy!! Tama na yang beer mo masyado ka magastos
Mr: Ikaw make-up mo ang magastos
Mrs: Nagpapaganda ako para syo
Mr: Ako umiinom naman para gumanda ka!"
May bagong kasal:
MRS: Honey malapit na tayong maging 3 dito sa bahay
MR: Talaga honey? Pinasaya mo ako sa balita mo
MRS: Oo dito na titira ang nanay ko!"
REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??
Police: DNA na...
REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ???
Police: "Di Namin Alam "
Man1: Away kami ni misis, nag-Historical siya
Man2: Pare baka ang ibig mo sabihin ay nag-Hysterical
Man1: Hinde, historical kasi inungkat lahat ng kasalanan ko!"
A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy..
BABY: Does this mean I am an angel???
FAIRY: (laughs) of course not! tong negrang to! ambisyosa! PANIKI ka!!
In a party, a handsome guy approached a girl and asked;
are you going to dance??
The girl felt so happy that someone finally asked her and she said;
"yes" and the guys said "that's good, can I have your chair??"
Naglalakad ang mag-ama, nakakita ng eroplano
ANAK: Tay ! Krus! Ang laking krus!
TATAY(Binatukan ang anak): Nakita mo ng krus eh! Lumuhod tayo!"
Employee: boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun pwesto sa manager natin na kamamatay lang?
Boss: ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kung papayag ang punerarya
bobo1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?
bobo2: hindi eh! ano ba pare?
bobo1: Lowbat pare! Lowbat!
Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?
Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni
ma'am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako!
Bush visited the Philippines and Erap acted as his translator:
Bush: "Lets help one another..."
Erap: "Tayo'y magtulungan. ..."
Bush: "...let's strive together..."
Erap: "...tayo'y magsikap..."
Bush: "...because in union there is strength."
Erap: "...dahil sa sibuyas may titigas!"
Bongbong -- Pare sinong idol mo?
Chavit--Si Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Bongbong-- Sige nga, spell Schwarzenegger.
Chavit --Hindi, joke lang pare, si Jet Li talaga idol ko.
Erap writing on a slum book:
Favorite Actor:
Arnold Scharzene... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarze... ... (erase)
Arnold Schwarzz... .... (erase)
Arnold Shwazenne... . ...(erase)
Arnold Shwazenner.. . ...(erase)
Arnold Shwarzenneg. . ...(erase)
Arnold Schchwarzenne. .. (erase)
Arnold Clavio
Pare 1: Pre, nasusuka ako kaya lang di ako masuka
Pare 2: Madali lang yan, pre ~ sundutin mo tonsils mo
(pare 1 sinundot ang tonsils ..)
Pare 1: Di pa rin e
Pare 2: Hmmmmm ... sundutin mo pwet mo
(pare 1 sinundot ang pwet ...)
Pare 1: Wala pa rin
Pare 2: Ngayon, tsaka mo ule isundot sa bibig mo ... pag hindi
ka pa masuka nyan ewan ko na!
Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin utak mo?
Biktima: Ikaw na bahala..bastaa pareho po yan walang laman!
Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? wala
ka pa bang napupusuan?
Pare2: Meron…. Manhid ka lang!
(nyahahahaha! )
Sa isang mumurahing airline:
Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po.
