TOP TEN BS.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRILLIANES AND COMPANY PACKED UP  

1) Not even his mother joined them 

2) Oakwood had a better lobby 

3) CNN was not there to cover it 

4) The hotel had run out of ice cubes 

5) The APC's were parked in the lobby and not the parking lot

6) Trillianes realized being teargassed was not part of his mandate as senator. 

7) Guingona thought it was an anti-erap, or pro-erap pardon rally, whatever... 

8) Surrender was better than the company of Father Robert Reyes.

9) Trillianes noticed people were crying not because of the tear gas but because of him 

10) Even GMA was beginning to look better the longer they stayed  

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE TO VICTORIA COURT INSTEAD  

1) They were only gonna stay for a 'short time' anyway 

2) Bishop Labayen and Fr. Robert Reyes could have heard confessions 

3) They could have wet the towels in the jacuzzi to combat tear gas 

4) There are no wedding receptions in Victoria Court. Only honeymoons.

5) It always has more people than Manila Pen 

6) The APC won't know which garage to park in 

7) The ceiling mirrors would have thrown off the raiding party. 

8) ABS-CBN could have done an episode of XXX and The Buzz while covering the coup 

9) 'What happens in Victoria Court stays in Victoria court' 

10) It's a good place to get screwed