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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

cool late afternoon :)

Sunday, June 21, 2009

condolences to mam fleur's family.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Happy 1st Birthday Rafa :)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

join my mafia!! :D

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

woohooo. mafia wars :p

Rainy day~ :(

Monday, June 15, 2009

Damn you Bro Code!

pa one time lang mga ser... *** A p I R ***

Dreamed of Barcelona and Madrid. WTF. Hope I win the lotto. :p

Forgot my PW sa myLU. wah.

Fernando Torres scores a hat trick within 17 mins. I thought he can do it in 10. hahaha. well at least in my Fifa 09.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

wtf. sakit ng paa ko.

What if, nag Architecture na lang ako nung college? hahaha. blame it on the house renovation.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

wooohoooo. Sarap ng Guisado :p

HR No. 1109

Philippine Congressmen Who Signed House Resolution No. 1109 - all for the prolonging of the agony of the Filipino people by extending Gloria Arroyo's swallowing of power. According to reports, the price is P20 Million Each in the form of additional pork barrel funds.

National Capital Region 
Vincent P. Crisologo, Quezon City 
Matias V. Defensor, Jr., Quezon City 
Mary Ann L. Susano, Quezon City 
Nanette Castelo-Daza, Quezon City 
Bienvenido M. Abante Jr., Manila 
Jaime C. Lopez, Manila 
Maria Zenaida B. Angping, Manila 
Maria Theresa B. David, Manila 
Amado S. Bagatsing, Manila 
Daniel R. De Guzman, Marikina City 
Marcelino R. Teodoro, Marikina City 
Eduardo C. Zialcita, Parañaque City 
Henry M. Dueñas, Jr., Taguig 
Alvin S. Sandoval, Malabon City-Navotas City 
Jose Antonio F. Roxas, Pasay City 
Oscar G. Malapitan, Caloocan City 
Mary Mitzi L. Cajayon, Caloocan City 
Roman T. Romulo, Pasig City 
Rexlon T. Gatchalian, Valenzuela City 
Magtanggol T. Gunigundo I, Valenzuela City 

Cordillera Administrative Region 
Manuel S. Agyao, Kalinga 
Elias C. Bulut, Jr., Apayao 
Mauricio G. Domogan, Baguio City 
Samuel M. Dangwa, Benguet 
Solomon R. Chungalao, Ifugao 

Ilocos Region 
Thomas M. Dumpit Jr., La Union 
Victor Franciso C. Ortega, La Union 
Arthur F. Celeste, Pangasinan 
Conrado M. Estrella III, Pangasinan 
Marcos O. Cojuangco, Pangasinan 
Victor F. Agbayani, Pangasinan 
Ma. Rachel J. Arenas, Pangasinan 
Eric D. Singson, Ilocos Sur 
Ronald V. Singson, Ilocos Sur 
Roque R. Ablan, Jr., Ilocos Norte 
Cecilia S. Luna], Abra 

Cagayan Valley 
Florencio L. Vargas, Cagayan 
Manuel N. Mamba, Cagayan 
Junie E. Qua, Quirino 
Carlo Oliver D. Diasnes, Batanes 
Rodolfo T. Albano, Isabela 
Edwin C. Uy, Isabela 

Central Luzon 
Jose V. Yap, Tarlac 
Jeci A. Lapus, Tarlac 
Monica Louise Prieto-Teodoro, Tarlac 
Lorna C. Silverio, Bulacan 
Pedro M. Pancho, Bulacan 
Reylina G. Nicolas, Bulacan 
Ma. Victoria Sy-Alvarado, Bulacan 
Arturo C. Robes, San Jose del Monte City 
Albert C. Garcia, Bataan 
Herminia B. Roman, Bataan 
Joseph Gilbert F. Violago, Nueva Ecija 
Ma. Milagros H. Magsaysay, Zambales 
Antonio M. Diaz, Zambales 
Aurelio D. Gonzales, Jr., Pampanga 
Juan Miguel M. Arroyo, Pampanga 
Anna York P. Bondoc, Pampanga 
Carmelo F. Lazatin, Pampanga 

CALABARZON 
Danilo E. Suarez, Quezon 
Wilfrido Mark C. Enverga, Quezon 
Michael John R. Duavit, Rizal 
Adeline Rodriguez-Zaldarriaga, Rizal 
Angelito C. Gatlabayan, Antipolo City 
Roberto V. Puno, Antipolo City 
Eileen Ermita-Buhain, Batangas 
Mark Llandro L. Mendoza, Batangas -woohoo! talino talaga ng congressman namin!
Victoria H. Reyes, Batangas 
Jesus Crispin C. Remulla, Cavite 
Elpidio F. Barzaga, Jr., Cavite 
Maria Evita R. Arago, Laguna 
Edgar S. San Luis, Laguna 

MIMAROPA 
Antonio C. Alvarez, Palawan 
Carmencita O. Reyes, Marinduque 
Eleandro Jesus F. Madrona, Romblon 
Ma. Amelita C. Villarosa, Occidental Mindoro 
Rodolfo G. Valencia, Oriental Mindoro 

Bicol Region 
Rizalina Seachon-Lanete, Masbate 
Narciso R. Bravo, Jr., Masbate 
Antonio T. Kho, Masbate 
Al Francis C. Bichara, Albay 
Reno G. Lim, Albay 
Luis R. Villafuerte, Camarines Sur 
Felix R. Alfelor, Jr., Camarines Sur 
Diosdado Ignacio Jose Maria Macapagal-Arroyo, Camarines Sur 
Joseph A. Santiago, Catanduanes 
Jose G. Solis, Sorsogon 

Western Visayas 
Florencio T. Miraflores, Aklan 
Genaro M. Alvarez, Jr., Negros Occidental 
Jeffrey P. Ferrer, Negros Occidental 
Ignacio T. Arroyo, Jr., Negros Occidental 
Jose Carlos V. Lacson, Negros Occidental 
Alfredo D. Marañon III, Negros Occidental 
Raul T. Gonzalez, Jr., Iloilo City 
Niel C. Tupas, Jr., Iloilo 
Ferjenel G. Biron, Iloilo 
Arthur Defensor, Sr., Iloilo 
Judy J. Syjuco, Iloilo 
Janette L. Garin, Iloilo 
Joaquin Carlos Rahman A. Nava, Guimaras 
Fredenil H. Castro, Capiz 

Central Visayas 
Roberto C. Cajes, Bohol 
Edgardo M. Chatto, Bohol 
Pryde Henry A. Teves, Negros Oriental 
Pablo P. Garcia, Cebu 
Pablo John F. Garcia, Cebu 
Ramon H. Durano VI, Cebu 
Nerissa Corazon Soon-Ruiz, Cebu 
Benhur L. Salimbangon, Cebu 
Eduardo R. Gullas, Cebu 
Antonio V. Cuenco, Cebu City 
Raul V. Del Mar, Cebu City 

Eastern Visayas 
Roger G. Mercado, Southern Leyte 
Eufrocino M. Codilla, Sr., Leyte 
Carmen L. Cari, Leyte 
Andres D. Salvacion Jr., Leyte 
Trinidad G. Apostol, Leyte 
Ferdinand Martin G. Romualdez, Leyte 
Reynaldo S. Uy, Samar 
Sharee Ann T. Tan, Samar 
Teodolo M. Coquilla, Eastern Samar 
Paul R. Daza, Northern Samar 
Emil L. Ong, Northern Samar 
Glenn A. Chong, Biliran 

Zamboanga Peninsula 
Rosendo S. Labadlabad, Zamboanga del Norte 
Cecilia G. Jalosjos-Carreon, Zamboanga del Norte 
Cesar G. Jalosjos, Zamboanga del Norte 
Victor J. Yu, Zamboanga del Sur 
Antonio H. Cerilles, Zamboanga del Sur 
Dulce Ann K. Hofer, Zamboanga Sibugay 

Northern Mindanao 
Vicente F. Belmonte, Jr., Lanao del Norte 
Abdullah D. Dimaporo, Lanao del Norte 
Rolando A. Uy, Cagayan de Oro City 
Marina P. Clarete, Misamis Occidental 
Herminia M. Ramiro, Misamis Occidental 
Yevgeny Vicente B. Emano, Misamis Oriental 
Pedro P. Romualdo, Camiguin 
Candido P. Pancrudo Jr., Bukidnon 

Davao Region 
Franklin P. Bautista, Davao del Sur 
Marc Douglas C. Cagas IV, Davao del Sur 
Arrel R. Olaño, Davao del Norte 
Antonio F. Lagdameo, Jr., Davao del Norte 
Isidro T. Ungab, Davao City 
Vincent J. Garcia, Davao City 
Prospero Nograles, Davao City 
Thelma Z. Almario, Davao Oriental 
Nelson L. Dayanghirang, Davao Oriental 
Rommel C. Amatong, Compostela Valley 
Manuel E. Zamora, Compostela Valley 

SOCCSKSARGEN 
Datu Pax S. Mangudadatu, Sultan Kudarat 
Arnulfo F. Go, Sultan Kudarat 
Emmylou Taliño-Mendoza, Cotabato 
Bernardo F. Piñol, Jr., Cotabato 

CARAGA Region 
Glenda B. Ecleo, Dinagat Islands 
Philip A. Pichay, Surigao del Sur 
Florencio C. Garay, Surigao del Sur 
Francisco T. Matugas, Surigao del Norte 
Guillermo A. Romarate, Jr., Surigao del Norte 
Edelmiro A. Amante, Agusan del Norte 
Jose S. Aquino II, Agusan del Norte 

Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao 
Pangalian M. Balindong, Lanao del Sur 
Faysah Omaira M. Dumarpa, Lanao del Sur 
Yusop H. Jikiri, Sulu 
Munir M. Arbison, Sulu 
Simeon Datumanong, Maguindanao 
Nur G. Jaafar, Tawi-Tawi 

Party- Lists 
Narciso D. Santiago III, Alliance for Rural Concerns 
Edgar L. Valdez, Association of Philippine Electric Cooperatives 
Ernesto C. Pablo, Association of Philippine Electric Cooperatives 
Robert Raymund M. Estrella, Abono 
Nicanor M. Briones, Agricultural Sector Alliance of the Philippines, Inc

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Kayo na bahala kung iboboto nyo ulit sila o hindi. :)

WTF. Emma Waston (Hermione in Harry Potter) is F'ing sexy. Jailbait. FTW.

Wooohoooo! Sarap mag basketball :D

Basketball is one of man's greatest inventions. :)

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Sa palagay mo, pagkaraan ng 111 taon, malaya ba talaga tayo?

ok. FTW. Who has a copy of the Drama Queen song by Duncan Ramos? LSS. amp.

Get you home by midnight



Southside
Lloyd Feat Ashanti

(Verse 1A: Lloyd)
Tell yah daddy stop his hatin',
'Cause I be wearing braids and rockin' jerseys daily,
But that don't mean I'm thuggin' though.
He don't want me with yah, but I ain't tryna hear it though,
Not tryna hear it though.

(Verse 1B: Ashanti)
But I know that if he knew yah, he would understand yah.
Know that you're my man and you would never hurt me, no.
Let me come and see you so that we can be alone, alone.

(Bridge: Lloyd and Ashanti)
(Lloyd:) Baby I know a place that we can go and be alone.
(Ashanti:) As long as you make sure that you safely get me home.
(Lloyd:) Don't worry baby…

(Hook: Lloyd [and Ashanti])
(Lloyd:) Meet me at the south side, get you home by midnight,
Make sure that your daddy just don't know (Ashanti: daddy just don't know).
I'll put you in the hood bug, I know what I'm doin',
'Cause that's where we'll be eating on the low (Ashanti: eating on the low).
Meet me at the south side, baby we can go hide,
Knowin' that mah boys gon' have my back (Ashanti: yeah-eeh-yeah).
Only at the south side girl (Ashanti: southside, eh-eeh-eh),
South side.

(Verse 2A: Lloyd)
Girl, I'll know that we can make it, 'cause we won't let 'em break it.
I don't care who's wit' it, its you and me against the world.
Tell me those three words that lets' me know you're still my girl,
Oh baby, yeah!

(Verse 2B: Ashanti)
Ooh, I swear I'll never leave you.
(Why) people have lied to yah?
But by your side I'll show yah, the way a girl needs to roll.
You don't need a lot of money; I'm ready come pick me up (pick me up).

(Bridge: Lloyd and Ashanti)
(Lloyd:) Baby I know a place that we can go and be alone.
(Ashanti:) Long as you make sure that you safely get me home!
(Lloyd:) Don't worry baby…


(Hook: Lloyd [and Ashanti])
(Lloyd:) Meet me at the south side, get you home by midnight (Ashanti: midnight!),
Make sure that your daddy just don't know (Ashanti: ohhh, no-no!).
I'll put you in the hoodbug, I know what I'm doin',
'Cause that's where we'll be eating on the low (Ashanti: eating on the low, ohh!).
Meet me at the south side, baby we can go hide,
Knowin' that mah boys gon' have my back (Ashanti: we can go hide, babe).
Only at the south side girl (Ashanti: yeah-eeh-yeah),
Southside, (Ashanti: south side).


(Verse 3: Lloyd and Ashanti)
(Lloyd:) Baby we can…
(Ashanti:)Baby we can (baby we can, yeah)…
(Lloyd:) Alright…
(Lloyd:) Yeah baby (Ashanti: yeah baby, heh)…
(Lloyd:) Meet me at the south side girl (Ashanti: Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh…)…
(Lloyd and Ashanti:) 'Cause all I want to do, is ride to the south wit' you.
(Ashanti: Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-hooh-hoh-ooooh-oooooh).
(Llyod:) ATL Georgia, what do we do for yah?

(Hook: Lloyd [and Ashanti])
(Lloyd:) Meet me at the south side
(Lloyd: you can come and meet me yeah-eeh-yeah, yeah),
Get you home by midnight (Ashanti: midnight),
Make sure that your daddy just don't know (Ashanti: oh, no-no).
I'll put you in the hoodbug, I know what I'm doin',
'Cause that's where we'll be eating on the low
(Ashanti: meet me at the south side, yeah, meet me at the south side, yeah).
Meet me at the south side (Lloyd: south side), baby we can go hide,
Knowin' that mah boys gon', have my back.
Only at the southside girl, (Lloyd: gotchu in tha hoodbug), (Ashanti: got me in tha hood)
Southside, (Lloyd: but it's all good, we goin' chill), (Ashanti: we goin' chill).

(Outro: Lloyd and Ashanti)
(Lloyd:) ATL Georgia, what do we do for yah?
Bulldoggin' like we Georgetown Hoyas.
(Ashanti:) Can you pick me up tonight, take me anywhere you like?
(Lloyd:) Shorty lets ride, in my Cadillac (Ashanti: Cadillac),
(Lloyd:) Tilt yo' seat back,
And everything'll be cool (Ashanti: yeah).
Side, girl (Ashanti: yeah).
Alright (Ashanti: oooh-oh-no, no-ooh-hooh).
So what you wanna do (Ashanti: we goin' kick it tonight)?
(Ashanti: yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, only at the south side).
I know it, that you ain't used to this country boy, but I'll show ya (Ashanti: show me).
Ain't nuttin' but a thang (Ashanti: yeah-yeah-yeah),
Chicken wings on string (Ashanti: baby-baby-baby).
That's how I hang (Ashanti: only at the south side, south side, south side…)
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Old is Cool :)

Drippin peppermint Schnapps :)



Thug Mansion
[Tupac feat Nas]


Shit, tired of gettin shot at
Tired of gettin chased by the police and arrested
Niggaz need a spot where WE can kick it
A spot where WE belong, that's just for us
Niggaz ain't gotta get all dressed up and be Hollywood
Y'knahmean? Where do niggaz go when we die?
Ain't no heaven for a thug nigga
That's why we go to thug mansion
That's the only place where thugs get in free and you gotta be a G
... at thug mansion

[Verse One: 2Pac]
A place to spend my quiet nights, time to unwind
So much pressure in this life of mine, I cry at times
I once contemplated suicide, and woulda tried
But when I held that 9, all I could see was my momma's eyes
No one knows my struggle, they only see the trouble
Not knowin it's hard to carry on when no one loves you
Picture me inside the misery of poverty
No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survived
Prayin hard for better days, promise to hold on
Me and my dawgs ain't have a choice but to roll on
We found a family spot to kick it
Where we can drink liquor and no one bickers over trick shit
A spot where we can smoke in peace, and even though we G's
We still visualize places, that we can roll in peace
And in my mind's eye I see this place, the players go in fast
I got a spot for us all, so we can ball, at thug's mansion

[Chorus: J. Phoenix + (Nas)]
Every corner, every city
There's a place where life's a little easy
Little Hennessy, laid back and cool
Every hour, cause it's all good
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright (I wanna go)
Nothin but peace (I wanna go) love (I wanna go nigga)
And street passion, every ghetto needs a thug mansion

[Verse Two: Nas]
A place where death doesn't reside, just thugs who collide
Not to start beef but spark trees, no cops rollin by
No policemen, no homicide, no chalk on the streets
No reason, for nobody's momma to cry
See I'm a good guy, I'm tryin to stick around for my daughter
But if I should die, I know all of my albums support her
This whole year's been crazy, asked the Holy Spirit to save me
Only difference from me and Ossie Davis, gray hair maybe
Cause I feel like my eyes saw too much sufferin
I'm just twenty-some-odd years, I done lost my mother
And I cried tears of joy, I know she smiles on her boy
I dream of you more, my love goes to Afeni Shakur
Cause like Ann Jones, she raised a ghetto king in a war
And just for that alone she shouldn't feel no pain no more
Cause one day we'll all be together, sippin heavnly champagne
What angels saw, with golden wings in thug's mansion

[Chorus w/o Nas]

[Verse Three: 2Pac]
Dear momma don't cry, your baby boy's doin good
Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods
Seen a show with Marvin Gaye last night, it had me shook
Drippin peppermint Schnapps, with Jackie Wilson, and Sam Cooke
Then some lady named Billie Holiday
Sang sittin there kickin it with Malcolm, 'til the day came
Little LaTasha sho' grown
Tell the lady in the liquor store that she's forgiven, so come home
Maybe in time you'll understand only God can save us
When Miles Davis cuttin lose with the band
Just think of all the people that you knew in the past
that passed on, they in heaven, found peace at last
Picture a place that they exist, together
There has to be a place better than this, in heaven
So right before I sleep, dear God, what I'm askin
Remember this face, save me a place, in thug's mansion

[Chorus]

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Old is Cool :)
plus ang ganda ng guitar accompaniment. :)

Bone Thugs n Harmony Sound Trip. Old School is Cool. Classic Shizzle.

WTF. Kanto HipHop spreading like wildfire. "Bounce" FTW.

Where you at?

This is going out to the whole wide Westside
you know what i'm saying,
yeah break it down for me
steady mob, rock, rock on

I was just a young boy, livin in the hub city-Eastside Compton G
Back in the days when Ice Cube and Eazy had every Nigga
Talking 'bout boy you can't fuck with me
Remember Ice T had da power, hearing gunshots lickin' by the hour
When Too Short bumped in every supersport
And taught us all how to ride for the West Coast

[chorus]
To my peoples if you with me - where you at
Throw your dubs in the air - and wave 'em like you just don't care
From LA to the Bay - what you say - all day... everyday... any damn day
Take a look around, we got the whole world locked down
Going on and on, it don't stop...won't stop... can't stop
Either ride or die - that's why i put it down for the westside

Didn't seem that long ago, (oh no) we were stealing 40's out the liquor store (oh no)
Mama started tripping so it's time to go
Up to the park with the locsta's
Everybody broke, smokin' roaches
DJ Quik was the shit had every nigga claiming he was from the CPT
Ya'll remember one-time tried to clown
We had to burn this bitch on down

[bridge]
One time for my niggas in incarceration
I blaze a dime with you for having lots of patience
Two times for my sista's at the county building
I got some westside love for all you ghetto children
Three times for my niggas that done passed away
I tip some gin for you and pray for better days
One day everything's gonna be fine
But until that day my only reply is...
WESTSDIE TILL I DIE

[chorus]
To my peoples if you with me - where you at
Throw your dubs in the air - and wave 'em like you just don't care
From LA to the Bay - what you say - all day... everyday... any damn day
Take a look around, we got the whole world locked down
Going on and on, it don't stop...won't stop... can't stop
Either ride or die - gotta give it up for the westside

From Crenshaw to Foothill Blvd.
All i see are Lo Lo's and mob cars - Daytons and five stars
All the true hobs is hittin' switches
With all the finest riches of course the bombest bitches
Don't get it twisted Ask me what's a real G
Show me a nigga scrapping back against the wall until his knuckles bleed
Screaming death to all our enemies and those who don't believe
WEST COAST LIVIN' BE THE SHIT TO ME!!!

[bridge]
One time for my niggas in incarceration
I blaze a dime with you for having lots of patience
Two times for my sista's at the county building
I got some love for all you ghetto children
Three times for my niggas that done passed away
I tip some gin for you and pray for better days
One day everything's gonna be fine
But until that day my only reply is...
WESTSIDE TILL I DIE

[chorus]
To my peoples if you with me - where you at
Throw your dubs in the air - and wave 'em like you just don't care
From LA to the Bay - what you say - all day... everyday... any damn day
Take a look around, we got the whole world locked down
Going on and on, it don't stop...won't stop... can't stop
Either ride or die - gotta give it up for the westside

To my peoples if you with me - where you at
Throw your dubs in the air - and wave 'em like you just don't care
From LA to the Bay - what you say - all day... everyday... any damn day
Take a look around, we got the whole world locked down
Going on and on, it don't stop...won't stop... can't stop
Either ride or die - La la la la la la la la

To my peoples if you with me - where you at
Throw your dubs in the air - and wave 'em like you just don't care
From LA to the Bay - what you say - all day... everyday... any damn day
Take a look around, we got the whole world locked down
Going on and on, it don't stop...won't stop... can't stop
Either ride or die - TQ gonna give it up for the westside

To my peoples if you with me - where you at
Throw your dubs in the air - and wave 'em like you just don't care
From LA to the Bay - what you say - all day... everyday... any damn day
Take a look around, we got the whole world locked down
Going on and on, it don't stop...won't stop... can't stop
Either ride or die - gotta give it up for the westside>

hey hey hey! :D happy 111th (or is it 63rd :p) Independence day :)

If you would win the lottery, what would be the first thing that you'll do with the money? :)

BluRozed




:D

Wooohooo! just played basketball :D

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

off to play ball. :) 135lbs here i come! :D

Squint your eyes and look closer



32 Flavors - Alana Davis

Squint your eyes and look closer
Im not between you and your ambition
I am a poster girl with no poster
I am thirty-two flavors and then some
And Im beyond your peripheral vision
So you might want to turn your head
Cause someday youre going to get hungry
And eat most of the words you just said

Both my parents taught me about good will
And I have done well by their names
Just the kindness Ive lavished on strangers
Is more than I can explain
Still theres many whove turned out their porch lights
Just so I would think they were not home
And hid in the dark of their windows
Til Id passed and left them alone

And God help you if you are an ugly girl
Course too pretty is also your doom
Cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
For the prettiest girl in the room
And God help you if you are a pheonix
And you dare to rise up from the ash
A thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy
While you are just flying back

Im not trying to give my life meaning
By demeaning you
And I would like to state for the record
I did everything that I could do
Im not saying that Im a saint
I just dont want to live that way
No, I will never be a saint
But I will always say

Squint your eyes and look closer
Im not between you and your ambition
I am a poster girl with no poster
I am thirty-two flavors and then some
And Im beyond your peripheral vision
So you might want to turn your head
Cause someday you might find youre starving
And eating all of the words you said

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Old is Cool.

R-18

Para sa mga Honor Students dyan...

[1] kung ang edad mo ay 18 y/o pababa bawal ito sa 'yo. tingnan mo na lang pics sa album ko. :p

[2] kung ayaw mo ng "mature" na usapan, mag google ka na lang at isearch mo spongebob square pants. ang blog na ito ay hindi para sa iyo.

[3] kung hindi ka kasama sa [1] at [2], siguraduhin mo lang na bukas ang isipan mo sa mga ganitong bagay at may sense of humor ka - kahit walang sense ang blog na ito...

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mula sa paboritong site ni BBT....

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“31 Things You Learn From Watching Porn”

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with
sperm..
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar
solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
14. Men always groan `OH YEAH’ when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they `high five’ each other. (and the
girl isn’t disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don’t exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
bushes the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if
you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
19. There’s a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman
by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
24. Women never have headaches.
25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to
remind her to ’suck it’
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for
all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s
pants and find a cock there.
29. Men don’t have to beg.
30. When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand
firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly
on his hip..
31. Pigtails = handlebars

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LOL

The world's F'd up. The weather's F'd up. The country's F'd up. But the good thing is - there's always tomorrow. Unless tomorrow's F'd up too. :p

Ok. Another LOL.

 

from BBT. :p

wooohooo... Multi4.0 has a tweet. :p

sunny day~

Monday, June 8, 2009

LOL.

Photo Album 2009-06-09




Sunday, June 7, 2009

Among Other Things :)




wooohoooo :)

PS

share ko lang yung GIF kong ginawa habang nagtututorial ako ng pag gawa ng gif :)