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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Massage Parlor - Uncensored (R18)

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erased the NBA Stuff and did not bother to erase the other topics.

YM Conference

achiche_00 has joined the conference.

robert_dillera36 has joined the conference.

imon: ayan
imon: bert
imon: ask mo kay kali
robert_dillera36: good morning philippines
robert_dillera36: 
imon: yung business ni jason na bago
achiche_00: ano yan?
robert_dillera36: ano business ni jason?
robert_dillera36: ano meron sa masahihan
robert_dillera36: wahahah
achiche_00: ahahahahah.
achiche_00: masarap pare.
robert_dillera36: ano?
achiche_00: extra extra service talaga.
achiche_00: panalo!
imon: oo pota
robert_dillera36: ay pota
imon: lupit
robert_dillera36: masarap nga talaga
achiche_00: todo workout!!
robert_dillera36: jakol
robert_dillera36: kantot
imon: hahahaha
achiche_00: di lang
robert_dillera36: chupa
achiche_00: ikaw bahala.
robert_dillera36: tira
achiche_00: anong gusto mo?
achiche_00: yun lang?
robert_dillera36: kaso sino un masahista?
robert_dillera36: wahahaha
achiche_00: kayang kaya mo lahat yun.
imon: oo pota
imon: swedish may
imon: o thai
imon: *maqn
robert_dillera36: pucha
achiche_00: lahat. as in.
imon: just for 100/hr
robert_dillera36: parang napanuod ko na sa imbestigador yan a 
achiche_00: di pa sir.
achiche_00: bagong-bago talaga to.
imon: unique ito
robert_dillera36: san san?
robert_dillera36: 
imon: si jason ang mag papa copy right
imon: 
imon: kaw na magsabi kali kung ano
imon: 
achiche_00: sa tabi ng filmore. malapit sa kanila. nag soft opening na ba, imon?
imon: oo
imon: pota
achiche_00: uwi ka na kasi bert!
imon: tangina
imon: umuwi ka na
imon: tapos ikaw mag cut ng ribbon
robert_dillera36: jason suarez at diaz law office ba yan?
achiche_00: oi si voltz may confe na din. di niyo ininvite?
robert_dillera36: wahahhaha
achiche_00: di law office sir 
robert_dillera36: ano na?
robert_dillera36: wahaha
achiche_00: massage parlor talaga 
achiche_00: seryoso.
robert_dillera36: sabhin nio na kasi
robert_dillera36: naeexcite na ako
imon: oo
achiche_00: hahaha. panalo talaga e.
imon: massage parlor ser
achiche_00: baka hindi ka ganahan kung hindi si jason ang magsabi e..
imon: lupit kasi no match yung competition
robert_dillera36: pare iisipin ko na lang si jason nag dedeliver nun punch line
robert_dillera36: 
robert_dillera36: wahahhaa
imon: (pota tagal nina mama sa baccalaureate mass)
robert_dillera36: dyan na ba ermats mo imon?
achiche_00: bacc nino?
imon: ni benedict
achiche_00: bdict?
imon: bukas ang grad
achiche_00: wah
achiche_00: astig.
imon: eto ang malupit dun
achiche_00: laude ba?
imon: 2 majors : AB comm and AB socio
imon: tapos
imon: minor in philo
imon: Nope di umabot ang qpi
imon: 
imon: ay teka
achiche_00: hahaha/ lupit nga. double major na. may minor pa 
imon: yung massage parlor mun a
robert_dillera36: tama masage parlor muna
robert_dillera36: 
imon: naka speaker ka ba bert?
imon: \
robert_dillera36: dehins
imon: sayang
robert_dillera36: offce kasi 
achiche_00: massage parlor. the hottest attendants in town! 
robert_dillera36: wahahah
imon: hahaha
imon: achiche_00: massage parlor. the hottest attendants in town!  <--- 11/10 sa ganda ser
robert_dillera36: hottest attendaNts
robert_dillera36: pota
robert_dillera36: exciting
achiche_00: lulupit ng magsisilbi sayo pare.
robert_dillera36: wahahhahaha
robert_dillera36: sino?
achiche_00: sa reception pa lang.. nada na damit.
imon: hahahaa
robert_dillera36: wow
robert_dillera36: 
imon: hahaha
achiche_00: walang aqua-aquarium.
imon: achiche_00: walang aqua-aquarium. <-- alam na alam ah
imon: 
achiche_00: baka sa reception pa lang.. labasan ka na 
robert_dillera36: wahahahahhaha
imon: lupit ng build up. malamang malupit din yan!
robert_dillera36: oo nga
robert_dillera36: pinapatagal nio
robert_dillera36: nawawalan ng excitement
robert_dillera36: wahahaha
achiche_00: see for yourself ata. 
achiche_00: experience yourself.
achiche_00: hahaha
imon: kasi....
imon: 

voltaire lozada has joined the conference.

robert_dillera36: 
achiche_00: hahahahah
imon: teka
imon: teka
achiche_00: ayan na si volt
achiche_00: ayan na si volt
achiche_00: hahaha
imon: bakit ka nakajoin ng confy voltz?
imon: 
imon: anyway
robert_dillera36: good moring voltz
imon: oi voltz
imon: sabihin mo kay bert
imon: yung bagong business nyo ni mayor
robert_dillera36: may bagong site si boltz na gamit
imon: 
voltaire lozada: punyeta
achiche_00: massage!
achiche_00: massage!
achiche_00: massage!
achiche_00: massage!
achiche_00: massage!
voltaire lozada: matutulog pa ko eh
achiche_00: hahahha.
imon: hahaha
voltaire lozada: oo gago
voltaire lozada: ndi ko pa nga nabblog un eh
voltaire lozada: un pala un gusto ko iblog nun isang araw pa... kaso wala pa kasama eh.. so bitin..
imon: ipopost ko na nga lang itong confy na ito eh
imon: 
imon: blog na din 
imon: oi oi
imon: sabihin nyo na kay bert
achiche_00: ...
achiche_00: 
imon: pota
imon: baka ma DC na yang si bert
imon: 
achiche_00: 
voltaire lozada: tulog din siguro
achiche_00: na-excite na si bert. umalis na.
voltaire lozada: dillea!
achiche_00: nagpamasahe 
voltaire lozada: baka.... nagpapalit ng diaper?
imon: hahaha
imon: teka sunduin ko lang sina mama
imon: 

[insert NBA TALK]

imon: ay pota
imon: sa ateneo pala
imon: walang cap
robert_dillera36: nyak
imon: medal ng ateneo ung ginagamit nila
imon: un
robert_dillera36: wow
imon: share ko lang
imon: un
imon: uwi na ulit kami lipa
imon: 
imon: wednesday balik ko 
imon: kitakits (basketball sana)
imon: at si bert pala voltz, isama nyo sa business nyo ni jason
imon: 
robert_dillera36: kelan ba start ng holy week?
imon: apr  ser
robert_dillera36: ano ba matutulong ko sa business na yan?
robert_dillera36: wahhaha
imon: apr 5
robert_dillera36: ahh
robert_dillera36: sakto
imon: robert_dillera36: ano ba matutulong ko sa business na yan? <--bouncer
robert_dillera36: bouncer amp
robert_dillera36: wahhahaha
robert_dillera36: DJ na lang
robert_dillera36: 
voltaire lozada: chong ndi kelangan ng dj
voltaire lozada: seryoso,
voltaire lozada: pero swak kang bouncer
robert_dillera36: wahahhaha
voltaire lozada: ndi naman necessary, ndi naman kami hanap gulo eh
voltaire lozada: panakot lang naman
voltaire lozada: madali lang business namin
voltaire lozada: di ba kali?

[NBA ULIT]

robert_dillera36: sure sure
voltaire lozada: baka mamaya makwento mo sa iba eh..
robert_dillera36: klan ba mag start yan
voltaire lozada: mamya maagaw pa
voltaire lozada: hanap pa kami pwesto
imon: hahaha
robert_dillera36: +))
imon: gago meron na
imon: sa filmore
imon: katabi ng FEEL more
robert_dillera36: sa tapat ng ust
voltaire lozada: intindihin mo nature ng business natin bert, ndi pde maagaw ng iba tong idea na to
voltaire lozada: ay pota imon, pde yan. tapos ang pangalan natin "FEEL this"
imon: oo
imon: pota
robert_dillera36: FEEL this
robert_dillera36: 
voltaire lozada: o bert eto na
voltaire lozada: ang business na balak namin:
robert_dillera36: cge
voltaire lozada: massage parlor.
imon: hahaha
voltaire lozada: laking pera. 1 lang empleyado. hot chick. as in hot chick na christine reyes ang level.
voltaire lozada: laki ng balik sa tin ng investment
robert_dillera36: pota christine reyes ang level matindi yan
voltaire lozada: pwesto at un chick lang puhunan.
robert_dillera36: wahahah
voltaire lozada: sobrang bago ng innovation ng massage parlor na to pare
voltaire lozada: wla pang merong ganito.

robert_dillera36: ano un inovation?

voltaire lozada: "self-service"

achiche_00: backread.
imon: 
imon: hahaha
achiche_00: umakyat ako.
robert_dillera36: waahahahhahahahahaha

6 comments:

Ella Torrico said...

dapat may milk at chocolate bath din. :p

lol. galing niyo mag-marketing ah bentang-benta. :P

voltaire lozada said...

IMON!!!!!! baka maagawan tayo idea..

fleur altez said...

mga adik. i was about to congratulate jason through text. buti na lang binasa ko hanggang sa dulo.

whaaaah.

Imon dreams of Anfield. said...

hahahaha.


sayang.

robert padilla dillera said...

wahahahaha self service.. parang carinderia lang

Rey Cabusora said...

wahahahaha!!